Breast Milk Ice Cream

What with Gaddafi blaming Osama Bin Laden for all his troubles (for sure) and an earthquake killing people on New Zealand’s idylic southern island the news is pretty dire. But then I stumbled upon possibly the oddest item I’ve seen in a while: Breast Milk Ice Cream.


Yes, breast milk ice cream. It’s for sale in a uber chic Covent Garden ice cream parlour called The Icecreamists, so those that don’t travel and live in the fringes won’t be seeing it on their local high streets for a good long while. Also, at ¬£14.oo a portion it’s a bitty expensive.


Personally, I don’t see it catching on … but you can never tell! Maybe, once they source a good supply of raw material (sort out their herd), Breast Milk Ice Cream will make an appearance on all good restaurant menus alongside Strawberries and Cum.

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I am a songwriter, and also a writer of wicked fiction. I'm in a writer-centric business, too: creating eBooks, cover design, as well as typesetting for print. I am English - so naturally self-deprecating. ;)

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