Percy the actor

Percy in a scene from his new film

Percy has decided to get into film. Coming out of the cinema after seeing Speilberg’s ‘War Horse’ I found him commenting on the beast’s ineptitude. He was shocked to find out that the horse was CGI and decided to show how it should be done.

The photogravure above is a still from quite a moving scene in which, during a robust soliloquy, he pledges his love for all things cat including—but not exclusively—sleeping in front of anything warm, food, more sleep and then more food.

After osculating the heroin (I think he meant heroine – it’s hard to read his paw written script) he then gets shelled. It’s a sad ending, especially as I think he was really contemplating a bowl of shelled prawns. C’est la vie.